Stardew Valley

Sorry, did you say “enemy”?

Wish, what did this lad just say? Gotoro Empire? National Enemy?

This is a farming simulator, right?

Whoops, wrong room…

I popped into Pierre’s to sell some crops when Penny and Robin and other women from the town passed me at the counter and headed to the back rooms.

I decided to follow. I’m nosey like that.

I soon felt totally out of place as the women began a keep fit class and I started to look like a peeping Tom.

Time to back out…

The Mayor’s Lucky Underwear…

Sometimes the life of a rural farmer can throw some pretty unexpected things your way, but a recent request from Mayor Lewis seems like a task my job description does not cover…

Did you feel the earth move?

I went to bed and saw this message…

I wandered around the valley to see if there was any damage or if anyone needed help but all seemed ok until I found a rockfall had opened up a new passage to…

What’s all this then?

… a lovely bathhouse! Time for a steam, I think.

Check out the abs, baby!

There’s fashionably late…

… and then there’s just late.

I only went and missed the dance, didn’t I!? What a plank! I’ll have to wait a full (valley) year until the next one!

Flower Whatnow?

But… But… I don’t like dancing…

I’m getting the same feelings I got ever school disco and wedding… I feel sick.

A Burro in the Valley

My first day in the Ant Farm in Stardew Valley…