Bloody Billie Piper, that’s who! How the hell did that happen? She has a face like you are viewing each individual part under a magnifying glass. Not exactly unattractive, just more like a walking, talking Spitting Image puppet of herself. Besides, she is a she and I am a he (albeit minus the bits sold by Xcite).
But it doesn’t stop there, oh no.
Geri Halliwell. A Spice Girl. A bloody Spice Girl.
Freddie Prinze Jr. Who?
Takashi Sorimaci? Double sodding who?
Tasmeen Ghauri, Kristanna Loken, Rachel Leigh Cook – more bloody big fat whos?
The only other one I know is Hugh Jackman and I look bog all like Wolverine.
I’ve been gypped!
At least Osprey’s both looked liked her and was someone I had heard of. Pop over to her post and see 🙂