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Gang Wars: From the Diary of Sister Jones

Three times! Three times I was able to see him today! The first I dearly wish to forget, the shock of seeing him slumped in his seat and the terror I felt in my heart at what I imagined… No! No it was too horrible. All that matters is he is safe and well, rescued from the clutches of the Beast and back with us… with me. I thought I would faint when he asked me inside. His kind eyes were so sad and his hands so strong when he lifted me from the puddle, I just wanted to hold him and tell him everything was better now, that I would look after him, care for him. But the words stuck in my throat. Oh how he must think me such a silly, clumsy girl!

I saw him again at the docks and not even the stench of the fish or the body dragged from the sea could stop my heart from missing a beat when he arrived – until Sister Mary saw him and began making doe eyes at him, giggling and fawning like some love-sick sheep – it is disgusting at her age, I’m sure she is nearly forty! All that “You can call me Mary” and “I don’t believe the Mother Superior”, I just wanted to scream! I spent the whole of today just so angry and upset, but I should have known he wouldn’t have left me to feel so horrid and lonely, not my Dr Beck!

He has just left the Town Hall, he came to deliver the report on the dead criminal to the Marshall but only Mother Superior and I are here and whilst she would not let him in past the foyer, I could see him clearly from where I stood near the cells. Oh my, he looked so tired! I wanted the old crow to bring him is so he could sit and I could look after him, but she truly despises him! I think it’s is because he never looks at her as he looks at me, I mean why else would she shoo him out when he looked over and smiled at me? At me! She is jealous and old and ugly and I hate it here. I hate being one of these bound-up nuns. I want to be free of it all. I want to be free of it for him, then no one can stop him smiling at me and no one can make doe eyes at him and I can care for him and help him with his work and cook lovely meals for him after he’s been out caring for the poor children. Oh how I wish I were with him right now, my handsome lovely Dr Beck.

To be continued…
All the “Gang War” posts can be read on my blog here and over on the Steelhead Ning here.

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Links to other blogs and stories:
1) Catch up with all the Gang Wars posts here.

 

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From the Journal of Dr Rynhold Beck

Chang is dead. It was on a night such as this a mere six weeks ago that as I sat in this very chair and wrote in this very journal the bastard kicked in not only my door but very nearly my ribs as well, and now he lies here dead. And I say good. Damn my oath, he and his filthy Tong a disease eating away at this place. They are aggressive parasites bent on devouring their host, thy suck the blood, the very life itself out of the people here. And now one of them lays dead on my operating table. Again I say good. I don’t know who did it, maybe Chang’s killer is a thug every bit as cruel and vile as Chang himself, but tonight there is one less brute loose on the streets to prey upon the poor and weak and vulnerable.

One thing I will say about whoever did do this to Chang, he must have been very strong indeed for from the state of Chang I’d say that with Chang holding a knife, the killer grabbed his forearm and quite literally snapped the bones in two before twisting the ruined limb around and stabbing Chang with the knife he still held. It was a single, deliberate wound and the knife was buried up to its hilt in his chest where, whether by luck or design, the knife did not pierce the heart and kill him immediately, but rather sliced open a ventricle and caused the chest cavity to flood.. The pressure of the blood around the lungs was sufficient to stop them from expanding thereby causing Chang to die of asphyxiation as well as massive blood loss. A nasty, brutal and unpleasant death but, and may God forgive me for what I am about to write, one I’m almost happy to have befallen one such as Chang.

Still, I think I may well have rather bigger issues to ask God for forgiveness for, wouldn’t you agree? Oh I know I stopped believing a long time ago, but does one ever truly stop believing or is it closer to the truth to state that what drives non-believers such as myself is a desperate and furious need not to believe. After all, once life turns against you and conspires to present you with an event of such magnitude that the love you once had for the notion of a Creator laying behind all of life’s joy and happiness lies shattered in the deepest pits of your heart, do you really have any choice but to turn away from the face of cruel, uncaring God in disgust and hatred?

In truth I do not know the answer to this, but I feel sure that were God to exist my actions of late would have pushed me as far from him as Hell is deep. Suicide is said to be a mortal sin (although I’ve seen enough in my forty years to convince me it is, at times, a necessary one) but what then is reckoned of un-death? If taking one’s life is to steal from God, then is snatching it back from his capricious embrace yet another crime against him?

When I… well, when I did what I did two nights ago I wanted nothing more than the peace and silence of not being, but where I found myself afterwards was far worse than anything I have experienced anywhere on any version of Earth. The rage and the anger that lay on the other side from this world were a terrible thing to behold, indeed I scarcely even now bring myself to think about them, let alone put them down on paper. And yet despite that I can feel no joy at Miss Belfire’s actions, however well intentioned they were. To use such arcane knowledge, such hellish methods and dark secrets to pluck me from the grasp of the Reaper can not come without a price and I fear that price may yet prove to be very indeed.

To be continued…

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Links to other blogs and stories:
1) All Dr Beck’s Journal Entries can be read here.
2) All the “Gang War” posts can be read on my blog here and over on the Steelhead Ning here.
3) The latest “Gang Wars” Story So Far recap can be found here.
4) All my “Mutations” posts can be read here.
5) Chang was first encountered in Dr Beck’s surgery here.

 

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Gang Wars: The Story In Full (part 1)…

The roots of the Gang Wars story lie back in the many other stories written in Steelhead. From the kindap & murder of poor Li Fe in ”Creaky Gloom” to the assassination attempt on the Dragon Lady in ”Steal Head” the criminal gangs (or, more importantly, their corrosive effect on the communities of Shanghai) have been evident. I invented the Tong as a foil for my Dr Beck stories, a boogieman to provide him with something to fight against in his efforts to help the poor of Shamian Alley. I always hoped they would be used by other writers and storytellers to add colour to the city but I couldn’t have hoped for the interest that led to the Gang Wars story.

Although the Tong first made an appearance in my darkly comic & noir-esque tale Goodunnit where a Tong fence meets a very nasty end at the hands, or rather the mouth, of the Tong’s most feared killer The Voice it wasn’t until Darien Mason had them meet an angel one dark night that I began to hope they would have a life beyond my own scribblings…

The Tong

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The Yakuza

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Gang Wars

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Useful Links:

All the “Gang War” posts can be read on my blog here and over on the Steelhead Ning here.

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Cycling with Eliza

A long, long, looooooong time ago I met a rather lovely person in Oak Grove, Eliza Janus. She was sweet, funny and friendly at a time when life in Murray, my home next to Oak Grove, was anything but. Over the years we’ve stayed in touch and lately she’s been very busy gathering her friends about her, setting up groups in-world as well in twitter & flickr. A few weeks back I received a message from her asking if I could spare five minutes for a photo and as one who often drops such requests on my friends how could I say no? I TPed over and was met with an idylic scene in which Eliza was sat on a bike – I hoped on, set my emote to charming smile No. 8 and snapped away!
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Take a look at Eliza’s version, as well as her other friends joining her on her bike, on her flickr stream here.

 

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Gang Wars: Chang Draws A Crowd

The dockside was surprisingly full when Beck arrived at where the body was being guarded by Sister Jones and an older nun he did not recognise. Around them a small crowd had gathered jostling, eager to see the dead enforcer for themselves and Beck had to squeeze and push his way through. “Quite a gathering, Sisters,” he huffed as he broke through, “Can’t you move them on?”

“We’ve tried, doctor,” the older nun replied, “but they just come back. It’s odd really, the Chinese here usually wouldn’t be seen gawping like this, but don’t detect much respect for this one,” she nodded to the canvas covered body on the quay. Beck bent and pulled back the sheet and the crowd surged forward as one for a better view, Sister Jones moved to push them back as Beck looked at the big, cruel face of the man who had kicked him around his surgery a few weeks earlier and felt a moment of shame at the prick of sour joy in his heart. “No, they wouldn’t have,” he said.

The nun looked at him quizzically. “His name is, was, Chang. He was an enforcer for the Bong Kong Tong and responsible for a great deal of misery in these people’s lives,” Beck looked around at the wall of faces, “Extortion, robbery, kidnapping, murder, even the odd spot of torture just for fun. No, I dare say the only people who will miss him are the rest of the cockroaches in the Tong.”

“So a list of suspects shouldn’t be too hard to produce then,” the sister said with a wicked edge of sarcasm that Beck found refreshing.

“Hah,” he laughed softly, “I would imagine the Sheriff…”

“Marshall,” the nun corrected him.

“Sorry?”

“Promotion. It’s Marshall Ortega now, Doctor.”

Beck smiled, “Well in that case I would imagine the good Marshall could throw a handful of rocks around here and hit a dozen people who wouldn’t shed a tear at Chang’s passing,” the nun nodded in agreement, “But wanting a thug like Chang dead and going up against the Tong to kill a thug like Chang are very different things. I can’t imagine any of these poor devils would risk the retribution on their communities, their families.”

“Then who?”

Beck sighed, “Another gang? The Dragon Tong? Maybe the Fox Battalion?”

“Who?”

Beck pulled the canvas sheet back over Chang and stood up, the sister followed and he pointed at a hand-bill pasted onto a nearby mooring post, “The Fox Battalion. It seems we are to get our very own vigilante force.”

The nun read it silently before shaking her head, “I’ll have to tell the Marshall about this, such a call to criminality can not be tolerated,” she said quietly.

Beck raised an eyebrow in mock-surprise, “Well given how lawless things have become in this part of town, it was bound to happen sooner or later.”

“Surely you don’t approve, doctor?” she asked.

Beck stared at the poster for a second before answering wearily “No, not really, just no longer surprised,” Whoever was setting themselves up to fight the Tong would no doubt end up in his surgery, as would many others if the Tong decided to discourage any further attempts at standing up to them in their usual fashion.

She nodded and a moment of silence hung between them as they considered the ramifications of the poster and its message. “Well I must get back to the Town Hall and inform the Marshall of developments here. Sister Jones will stay with the body,” behind her the young nun smiled meekly at him, “and two porters have been hired to take the body to your surgery. When can he expect your report?”

Beck looked down at the body and ran his fingers through his whiskers in thought, “Tell him I’ll drop it off tonight, I have my rounds to do along with some chores to catch up on, but I’ll get it to him tonight.”

She nodded again and moved to turn away, Beck stopped her with a polite “Excuse me.” When she turned back he said, “You must excuse my manners Sister, but I neglected to ask your name.”

She smiled warmly and said “Sister Mary Eunice Agatha Arcadia Edwards, but you can call me Mary. Except when Mother Superior is around, then you’d be wise to call me Sister Arcadia; I’m afraid the Mother Superior has a rather jaded view of you Doctor. I don’t believe a word of it of course,” her smile became mischievous, her eyes twinkling, “The Marshall says you just have some bad habits, that’s all.”

Beck felt his cheeks redden as, with another quick smile she turned and pushed her way through the crowd. He moved back to the body and was busy collecting his thoughts when the chatter of the crowd was a brief cry followed by a loud splash. Looking over the edge of the quay he saw a Caledonian sailor splashing about and blustering about a broken arm to a rather shocked looking colleague who was rushing down the nearest steps to reach him. Beck turned to the now silent crowd to see what had happened and saw that everyone was staring at a huge Japanese man dressed entirely in black and with very conspicuous pair of swords. As impressive as he was, what caught Beck’s eye was the small, beautiful Japanese woman stood in front and slightly to one side of him. Jet black hair intricately framed her fine-boned face and seemed to blend into her silk kimono. Behind her two impressive black wings rippled and quivered in the breeze and in her hand she held the poster Beck had shown Sister Arcadia only moments before. For a moment their eyes met and Beck found himself wondering what her interest in the Fox Battalion could be before she turned and, along with her mountainous companion, walked off through the crowd as it parted to let them pass.

Beck watched her leave and stood staring long after the crowd had dispersed and the dunked sailor, fished out by his smirking companion, had returned to his ship.

“Doctor…?” Sister Jones’ voice broke him from his thoughts, “the porters are here.”

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To be continued…
All the “Gang War” posts can be read on my blog here and over on the Steelhead Ning here.

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Links to other blogs and stories:
1) Chang was first encountered in Dr Beck’s surgery here.
2) The Fox Batallion’s notice was posted to the Ning here.
3) Aoi sees Beck here.

 

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Gang Wars: The Fox Battalion

The morning air was harsh on his face, the light strong and somehow alien in nature. This, Beck thought, is what it must feel like to be a ghost, one of the deceased walking among the living in a world they no longer belonged to. Except he was not a ghost, he was not deceased and, despite the fact that every fibre of his body seemed to be screaming that the very opposite was true, he was very much alive. Only he wasn’t, was he. Was he?

“Doctor!” a strong hand clasped his arm and he spun round to find himself staring into the deep, grey eyes of Captain Williams, skipper of one of the fishing boats that worked out of Shanghai, “The harbour…”

“Hmmm?” Beck stared at the man from somewhere very far away.

“The harbour, you nearly waked off the edge!”

Beck looked down and with a start saw his feet were mere inches from the sheer drop of the stone harbour edge, the waves rolling and crashing against the wall a dozen feet below him. He stepped back, shocked at such a total lapse in his concentration.

“Ye Gods and little fishes, Doctor, pay more heed to your path, sir!” warned Williams.

“Yes… yes of course,” blustered Beck, “I… I’m a little distracted this morning, I fear. A body has been found by some of the night fishermen, you see.”

Williams let go of Beck’s arm and looked into the man’s eyes. He’d heard about his kidnapping at the hands of the devil from the sea and the state the rescuers had found him in and yet here he was, a mere two days later, up and about and tending to his patients. “I’d venture you have good reason to be, sir, good reason indeed but I’d be sorely grieved to hear of your untimely passing lest I am to add your name to the Roll of The Lost at Chapel, sir.”

Beck looked again at the drop into the sea, “Of course, sorry, yes. I’ll be more careful, Captain.”

“See that you do sir, the people here about need you whole and in once piece. One of my crew, an Oriental convert of good standing, told me how much you have done for his family and how grateful his people are, you should be proud Doctor, you should be very proud indeed.”

Beck had no words, nothing to offer the man back so he just nodded slightly and started towards where Sister Jones waited for him with the body dredged from the ocean.

“I shouldn’t worry too much about that body Doctor,” Williams said. Beck stopped and looked back at the Captain. “From what I hear the departed was one of the Tong’s thugs, a nasty piece of work by the name of Chang. It seems that the escalation in hostilities has claimed another victim, although I doubt many will mourn this one. Still, it will only serve to anger the Tong and that is never good for the poor, honest folks around here is it?”

Chang. The name rang like a bell in Beck’s mind and he found his fingers moving to his eye involuntarily. How long ago was it? A month? Six weeks? Something else the old seaman said caught Beck’s attention, “Escalation? You mean between the gangs?”

“Indeed I do sir, indeed I do. These past few weeks have seen an out-break of violence the likes of which, well suffice to say that in my sixty years I have never seen before. Warehouses razed to the ground, explosions felling buildings, murders in the streets, shipping and trade threatened and robbed on every side! The law seems powerless to intervene even as outsiders come in and commit the most heinous crimes imaginable at will. Is it any wonder the folks around here are turning to vigilantism? Why, I shouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t this Fox Battalion that took the law in to their own hands with this heathen brute.”

“I’m sorry, the fox who?” Beck’s mind was spinning with all the new information but he felt better for it, he was feeling grounded for the first time in two days. Here was something he could understand, here was something he could do somethings about. No monsters, no ghosts of the mind, battles between light and dark, just people, people being people.

Williams lifted his hand and pointed to a poster stuck to the side of a tall mooring pole, “The Fox Battalion. I can’t say I approve of their message or intent for as the Good Book says…”

Beck didn’t listen to the bible lesson, instead his attention switched to the bill and its very direct message conveyed in one short paragraph written in, of all things, Latin:

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Greetings,

We, the repressed and downtrodden members of society call on the name of justice to take up arms to fight back by any means, against the scum and terror who would defile and cause depravity by selling opium and illicit goods, take our families in the dead of night to be sold on the slave markets, bring thugs into our cities to threaten, steal, and kill for their selfish goals. And what is the Military doing about this, The US Navy and coast guard has it’s hands tied, the English Navy is spread too thin, the US Military and Canadian Mounties are too busy with their own agendas, even the Steelhead Militia force cannot act! That is where we come in, and that is where we ask you, the lawful and honest Individual who wishes to see justice done, come to us, and seek us out if you are interested in joining our cause. Let me be clear, if you are some miscreant, lawless, or have your own agenda, do not bother to apply, for we want loyal, just, honest, law abiding, hard working, and hard fighting individuals, of any sex, species, or race. Break the binds of fear the criminals would shackle us with, and fight for your rights of freedom and justice! Contact Me by leaving a message at the predetermined location if you are interested.

Lt. H
Fox Battalion
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Well… things certainly had become more complicated since he’d left for Babbage six weeks ago…

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To be continued…
All the “Gang War” posts can be read on my blog here and over on the Steelhead Ning here.

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Links to other blogs and stories:
1) Chang was first encountered in Dr Beck’s surgery here.
2) The Fox Batallion’s notice was posted to the Ning here.

 

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2010 in review, or “How Hammy, pron, google, a bug and even the Lab made me”

Those lovely people at WordPress sent me an email to tell me how my blog is doing and from the stats below I think that despite all my efforts I can only attribute my success to the following things – a link from New World Notes, perverts looking for a big cock, people (inexplicably) searching for pictures of Big Ben’s insides, a strange coding bug by CNN and a single link from the Second Life wiki. Good job I couldn’t give a toss :-D

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The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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The average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 14,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 3 fully loaded ships.

 

In 2010, there were 178 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 691 posts. There were 3 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 582kb.

The busiest day of the year was May 16th with 283 views. The most popular post that day was What the bloody flip?.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were twitter.com, nwn.blogs.com, steelheadsl.ning.com, blogger.com, and bakerblinker.wordpress.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for inside big ben, big ben inside, haunted house, headburro antfarm, and biggest cock.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

What the bloody flip? May 2010
8 comments

2

SL Places: A Trip To London August 2008
6 comments

3

Bots in Linden Land? Surely not… June 2010
22 comments

4

Burro Tales June 2009
8 comments

5

The Magellan Files October 2008
4 comments

 

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Thoughts on games, fingers & fun

As expected I’ve not been in-world much over xmas & new year. After three months of being crazy busy at work and running the very demanding Steal Head story I needed a long break awayfrom SL, Steelhead, the Ning, this blog, writing, the lot. I’ve picked up my laptop or phone (on which I’m writing this very post) a few times but nothing has come; it’s as if my brain simply does not want to think about anything and, frankly, that’s fine with me.

As part of this annual “shut down” I’ve been unfaithful to SL again and bought some other games to play. Last xmas it was the rather wonderful Borderlands & Portal as well as the just OK Ghostbusters & Mirror’s Edge. This year it’s been the disappointing Black Ops, too-hard-to-move Deep Space & a bit dull Amnesia. On balance I’d have to say that last year’s choices won and, for me at least, there is a common factor linking the failure of a majority of these titles to hold my attention past longer than a few plays (hell, in some cases past the first hour) and that is their controls.

Let me explain. Whilst I’ve never owned a console (nary a NES, SNES, PS, Wii or XBox has passed my front door) I have friends who have bought each and every console ever released so naturally I’ve therefore played on most of them and to to a man, jack, dog the thing they all have in common is that I’m utterly, utterly, UTTERLY! crap at using their controllers. Really I am, I don’t know why, I just am. There seems to be too many buttons to press all over the bloody things, too many directions to move too many joysticks and d-pads in at once. It’s like asking a new born foal to rub its tummy and pat its head whilst trampolining through a war zone. Even the simplest of FPSers or driving games or beat-em-eps  has me wildly jabbing, squeezing, and occasionally dropping the ergonomically designed mind-fuckers like some kind of drunk vicar unsuccessfully juggling triplets at a christening.

No, not for me the A-B-C L-R Thumb D-Pad dance. I play like I type… with two fingers. Throw a mouse in there and I have all I need to happily play a shooty shooty game like Left 4 Dead on my PC until I pass out from lack of sleep/food/water. But if you go much beyond that then I’m fooked and it’s in this regard that the above mentioned games let me down – they seem to assume I have an extra hand and at least one more eye than I actually have. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the biggest offenders seem to be console ports or that chief amongst them are Microsoft’s XBox games, after all the game play is all based around the perfectly designed handsets and not a long, flat QWERTY keyboard.

The straw that broke the camel’s back (not to mention had the camel ranting at the computer like a camel who’d grown up with navvies) was Dead Space. I’d come to expect that MickeySoft’s games would have at least three screens of mappable keys (movement, actions, interactions) and it would be an enormous ballache trying to remap them so my cack-handed hands could cope, but when faced with the fact I simply couldn’t remap all the keys, only some of them, my ballache took on an almost mythic quality that would have made God punch a kitten. The death knell for this particular title came down to two bastard things – the movement was locked to keys instead of mouse, and simple gun firing had been complicated with a frustrating two-stage aim-then-fire affair that proved to be messy, slow and counter-intuitive. I’ve no way of knowing whether it works any better on the XBox and frankly I don’t care as I don’t have one – it doesn’t work on a PC and that’s all that matters to me.

I don’t know… maybe I should get an XBox controller for my PC and try it, but when a game like Left 4 Dead (and its even more amazing sequel) manages to work using just my two hands and single pair of eyes I sort of think fuck it, why bother? Either they make the controls more intuitive (or at the very least fully mappable) or I’ll just not bother.

Now if you excuse me, I’m off to play Left 4 Dead 2, a game that removes the need to think about the controls and lets me, well, play the game. Grab a shottie & some ammo and meet me down in New Orleans – we’ve got some zombies that need a damn good talking to :)

 

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